Saturday, July 5, 2014

The Star-Spangled Banner - modern version

My sister-in-law and I were talking about how the national anthem uses phrases that don't really work anymore, like "oh say". It kind of went downhill from there.
Here is the modern version of The Star-Spangled Banner:

Hey dudes, check it out -
Like, this stuff is tots great!
Hashtag USA
LOL, I like our flag.
Here are pics of my cat
and a YouTube debate
between Obama
and the right wing, set to rap.

I don't always fight wars,
but when I do, I win.
Hold on for a sec,
while I take a selfie.