A noble effort to crystalize an incessant stream of semi-random thought
Wednesday, September 16, 2020
The Legend of Korra
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Sidekicks
I remember the old Batman TV show, with the two-word theme song, monologuing villains, and visual onomatopoeia in the fight scenes. It was awesome. One of the awesome things about it was that Robin was the epitome of a good sidekick. If you’re a hero, here’s what you want your sidekick to be like:
- Unfalteringly loyal
- Competent enough that you don’t have to worry about protecting him/her
- Not quite as skilled as you are (but skilled enough to rescue you if necessary)
Tales (Miles Prower) in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is another good sidekick.
Some fictional stories feature sidekicks who clearly violate these priorities. Like all the newer Batman stuff. Robin is depicted as this whiny kid who resents Batman’s superiority. Who wants a sidekick like that? If you’re so great, go spend your own money and get your own experience.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Some Dumb Jokes
Here are a few jokes. Yes, I made them up. Yes, they’re stupid.
1. What is the difference between a lawyer and an Discovery Channel explorer in the forest?
One badgers the witness, and the other witnesses the badger.
2. What is the difference between a pilot and a farmer?
One gooses the throttle, and the other throttles the goose.
3. What is the difference between a bitter Vegan at a barbecue and the pig being cooked?
One roasts on the spit, and the other spits on the roast.